Archive for the ‘Politics & Government’ Category

Afterglow: Post Federal Erection 2010 Special

Well, the National Sausage Sizzle Day has come and gone, and people around the country – no matter what their political preference – have come together as one to enjoy a sausage in bread at the local primary school. Some of them even took the time to vote in the Federal Election which was [...]

Stay Out Of The Sun

When Kevin Rudd brought Labor back to power in the 2007 Federal Elections, many blogs and websites carried this image:

Yeah, well. He fucked it up. Fucked it up good and proper.
While I’ve previously stated that Labor have lost my vote for life, the only way they are going to win that back is [...]

A Fine Mess

Several weeks back I received a letter from the Sheriff’s Office/Department Of Justice/State Government.
“Oh dear!,” I thought. “What trouble am I in now?”* – (see note below)
As it turned out, they were of the opinion that I had a number of unpaid fines. But all was not lost, I could take advantage of [...]

All My Life Needed Was A Sense Of Someplace To Go

So, The Age are running a story about Martin Pakula and his promotion to the position of Minister for Public Transport:
New minister Pakula in transport driver’s seat after Brumby reshuffle
“Casual” public transport user Martin Pakula is about to get deeply acquainted with Melbourne’s roads and rails after today accepting what many see as the Victorian [...]

And So I Face The Final Curtain

So Malcolm Turnbull gave a special media conference last night after a several frontbenchers resigned their positions.

That’s my political humour for this year. Now back to my normal retarded bullshit.

I’m In The Banned

So it appears Andy B has now banned me from his site for the next month. Good to see the ban is working well, hence I am able to not only post a comment, but a blog entry too.
Meh, before he fully bans me, I just want to say, tits, fuck you, labia, and Brittany [...]

Told Him I Left The Rent Money On The Fridge

Well, it’s Victorian Budget Day, and the Herald Sun are doing well so far.
Case in point: This article.

Only $300? No wonder there’s no money for things like public transport, health, etc.
Edit: Also, “expected to increased by…” ? Fuck you, Herald Sun.

Hey Smallcock Give Her The Extension She Needs Now

So, today the Victorian Government announced $650 million of funding to extend the rail line from Epping to South Morang, as part of the “Let’s Pretend We Care About Public Transport” plan.
This news about the extension was all well and good, until I read some further information about it – specifically a rough plan [...]

$950 Can Buy Many Peanuts

So, Rudd wants to give me $950? I have no complaints there. I’m sure that no Australian will complain about getting $950 (except those who don’t qualify).
But there is one Australian who doesn’t want anyone to have it, so The Age tell us:
Opposition to vote against Rudd’s $42 billion package
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd [...]

Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos

While having a read across the various newspapers just now, I came across the following within the Herald Sun US election coverage section:

Now, I’m sure we are all in general agreement that it would be quite hard to further lower the credibility of anything that the Herald Sun publishes (and also that most Americans are [...]