The Herald Sun have an article running about some filmmaker producing a documentary about 2 virgins (lol) auctioning off their cherry, with the added bonus of Rent-A-Quotes(tm) from the Australian Family Association:
Virgins to do it for doco
A 17-YEAR-old girl is one of two youngsters a Melbourne filmmaker claims to have recruited to auction their virginity [...]
In the absence of anything better to write about at the moment, I suppose the only option is to write about how FUCKING AWESOME the new Star Trek moofie is.
Some of the reasons why:
Leonard fucking Nimoy. Getting Old Spock into the story tastefully and without having it look like it was just done because [...]
So it appears Andy B has now banned me from his site for the next month. Good to see the ban is working well, hence I am able to not only post a comment, but a blog entry too.
Meh, before he fully bans me, I just want to say, tits, fuck you, labia, and Brittany [...]
Browsing the Ezydvd website today, I found this little gem:
How Green Was My Valley.
If your valley was really that green, you really should have a doctor look at it or something.
Another Great Movie Moment, this time from the 1980 film Caddyshack:
Al Czervik: I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ‘em you’re Jewish, okay?
Another Great Movie Moment this week, courtesy of the 1974 film Blazing Saddles:
Gabby Johnson: “The Sheriff is a nigger!”
Dr Sam Johnson: “What did he say?”
Olson Johnson: “He said the Sheriff is near!”
Gabby Johnson: “No, dagnabbitrahawha! The Sheriff is a NIGGER”
Howard Johnson: “As chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s a pleasure to present a Laurel [...]
Another Great Movie Moment, this time from the 1964 film Dr Strangelove, Or: How I Learnt To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb:
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.”
- President Merkin Muffley
A Great Movie Moment, from the 1980 film Flying High!:
McCroskey: “2 more minutes? They could be miles off course!”
Kramer: “That’s impossible! They’re on instruments.”
