Archive for the ‘Retards’ Category

It’s French For “Fuck Off And Die”

A bit earlier today I went down to Coles to get a few things, and had the pleasure of finding myself behind some hugely retarded fat bitch cunt at the register.
Coles, as they do from time to time, had a special on Le Rice (it’s French for “The Rice”). Single price for a two-pack [...]

I’m In The Banned

So it appears Andy B has now banned me from his site for the next month. Good to see the ban is working well, hence I am able to not only post a comment, but a blog entry too.
Meh, before he fully bans me, I just want to say, tits, fuck you, labia, and Brittany [...]

Your Feedback Is Important To Us 3

I haven’t ridiculed NotGoodEnough for quite a while, and tonight seems a good a time as any other. If you have no fucking idea what NotGoodEnough is, you’re a fuckwit. Go read these posts.
Getting some decent complaints to lampoon didn’t prove a hard task this time. Two of these are right on [...]

Your Feedback Is Important To Us 2

Back in June, I wrote this post about NotGoodEnough, the crybaby-can’t-get-my-way sook website supposedly set up to help consumers. Thankfully, the comedy gold continues from their forums, with a huge number of posts from complete fucking morons who really don’t deserve to be breathing the same air that I do.
Fatty RSJfan bleats:
I [...]

Your Feedback Is Important To Us

Ever seen this site? It’s NotGoodEnough, or NGE for short, a website started up by some skanky bitch called Fiona after she was unhappy with the level of customer service with some airline several years ago. Clearly Fiona found the time to neglect her womanly duties of housework, baby making and other menial [...]