The Age are running a story about a group of women who are in the shits because Facebook won’t let them get their tits out:

Facebook nudity policy draws nursing moms’ ire (full article)

Web-savvy moms who breast-feed are irate that social networking sites like Facebook and MySpace restrict photos of nursing babies. The disputes reveal how the sites’ community policing techniques sometimes struggle to keep up with the booming number and diversity of their members.

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Among the new faces of Facebook are women like Kelli Roman, 23, who last year posted a photo of herself nursing one of her two children.

One day, she logged on to find the photo missing. When she pressed Facebook for an explanation, she got form e-mails in return.

Facebook bars people from uploading anything “obscene, pornographic or sexually explicit” _ a policy that translates into a ban on pictures depicting certain amounts of exposed flesh.

Roman responded by starting a Facebook group called “Hey, Facebook, breast-feeding is not obscene!”

“There is nothing about bottle-feeding a child that has to be discreet,” said Roman, who lives in Fallbrook, California, in an interview. “With breast-feeding, it should be the exact same way.”

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One of them, Stephanie Muir of Ottawa, was new to Facebook when she stumbled across the group last year. Muir, a mother of five, does volunteer work related to public health and breast-feeding and said the issue is important to her.

“I think it’s time we all get over this notion that women’s breasts are dangerous and harmful for children to see,” she said. So she organized a Facebook protest last weekend against the site’s policies, which she believes are arbitrarily enforced and discriminate against women.

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At Facebook’s headquarters in Palo Alto, California, 23-year-old mom Heather Farley, who was visiting from her home in Provo, Utah, led a real-world nurse-in to complement the online event.

About 10 women showed up to breast-feed their babies outside the front door, drawing attention from local media if not Facebook employees, who were scarce on that Saturday after Christmas.

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Now, the important thing here is I really don’t object to women exposing their tits. Providing they are good tits. None of this saggy, droopy, dinner-plate nipple type shit.

But the important thing here to remember is that no-one is saying these dumb bitches can’t get their tits out to breast-feed. All Facebook have said is that you can’t have photos of such online. It’s their fucking site, they get to make the rules. If you don’t like it, fuck off.

Furthermore, it’s a fucking free site. They’re not fucking paying a cent to use it. As such, no fucking business complaining. Shut the fuck up, spend less time pissfarting around yacking to your stupid fucking friends on Facebook and more time looking after your cuntturds.

Also, well done to the fucktards who chose to rock up to Facebook HQ on a fucking Saturday after Christmas when no-one’s around. Real smart move there, retards.

There’s far too many uppity bitches these days. Far too many. Are these chicks so bored they have nothing better to do with their time?