All Fired Up
Rather than try to find some humourous angle on the current bushfires going down to score a cheap blog entry out of, tonight’s Channel Nein 6pm bulletin did all the work for me.
Someone decided it was a good idea to do a “live” cross from outside the front of the fucking Melbourne morgue.
If that wasn’t bad enough in itself, take a look at the name of the chick they sent:
Haha. Morgue. Gorey.
Anyway, if there is one excellent thing that has come out of these here bushfires, it’s this picture:
Fuck you if you disagree with me on that.
ok that is seriously the coolest thing I have seen… ever.
Pfft you said that when I showed you my third nipple.
This surpasses your third nipple. That is the coolest AND loveliest thing I’ve seen in a while.
Well, at least the ABC didn’t send Peter Berner to report on the fires.
Be even better if the Koala was drinking a beer.
Ten times better than the koala in a bucket photo. Great find.
Nice photoshop job there Andy. We all know it is really a photo of you with your cock in the mouth of a koala. A male koala too.
Rebecca, I can’t thank you enough. Andy might say I like men, but at least I stick to the species (if I was that way inclined).
Anyway, great work on the photo andy, it’s very good. Something I can’t quite believe is that this picture came from the herald sun. Does my head in.
I think Rebecca is trying to suggest that I have a nice fat cock with a little knob at the end.
And clear spunk particularly attractive to Koalas?
You’re full of class, Keri.
I approve.
Yip. Real Lady, me.
Although I did wear a dress the other day.
Although I think I lose points for playing billiards in it.
Dump the man, I’ll dump the young lady and we’ll elope somewhere.
Done.
Hang on. You’ll be all “I don’t pay you to talk” and I’ll be all “Fine, I’ll punch you in the face instead” and that just wouldn’t come across well for you on your blog.
I don’t think you’ve thought this through.