A bit earlier today I went down to Coles to get a few things, and had the pleasure of finding myself behind some hugely retarded fat bitch cunt at the register.

Coles, as they do from time to time, had a special on Le Rice (it’s French for “The Rice”). Single price for a two-pack is $2.99. Or get 2 two-packs for $5. Which provides a pissy discount of 98 cents, but whatever.

This bitch was buying 4 two-packs of the stuff, which after discount would come to $10.

During the checkout process, the cashier knocked one of the packs onto the ground. This didn’t damage the product, except for tearing part of the outer cardboard. Although I’m guessing the cashier wasn’t really permitted to do this, he said to the bitch “Oh sorry, I’ll just not scan it to make up for it”.

This led to the retarded fat bitch cunt throwing a huge fucking hissy fit and leaking her fucking menstrual blood all over the fucking floor.

Apparently, in her words, she was upset that as the product not being scanned she would not be receiving the discount. Although, if you do the maths, if the products were scanned as normal she would be paying $10. As a result of the damaged fourth product not being scanned, she would be paying $7.99. After this was explained to her, she still insisted on getting the proper discount, because she was “being ripped off otherwise”.

So, the fourth packet was scanned, and the “discount” applied.

Le sigh. (It’s French for “I hate stupid dumb cunts”).