New Corporate Headquarters: Update #1
You may all remember back in February I announced that the Spatula Publishing Conglomerate had commenced building new corporate headquarters.
Earlier today I decided to wander down to the site to see how progress was getting along:
Apparently the only thing the contractors have managed to achieve in 6 months is to install a gas meter and a tap.
Edit: Fine, cunts, I’ll concede it’s probably a water meter. But you can all go die in a fire.
I’m gonna pinch yer copper piping.
That’s a water meter you Dipshit.
I am with Rebecca on that count. Definately a water meter. Hey think of the positives, your neighbours will have lush green lawns at your expense.
Nice, so I wonder when your very own water bill for your very own non existent corporate headquarters will arrive.
Write them a letter!
I guess all those water trucks I see racing around need to get it somewhere…
What I can’t see is the goat tied up somewhere. That’s what I’m waiting for.
Water meters are green, with a little flip thing to read the numbers. And they usually have a tap nearby. I love the non-wood fence.
Nice tree.
At least we will know where to get water from to put the fire out.
“What I can’t see is the goat tied up somewhere. That’s what I’m waiting for.”
Need grass for that.
Unless the Corporate Headquarters is being renamed the Spatula City Recreation Centre.