Fertilizing Rather Than A Destructive Event
No doubt most of us by now would be aware of the hilarity that ensues when some fuckwit drives his car really fucking fast down a narrow street. If not, The Age will help you:
‘He was speeding: So what?’ Driver dies in fiery crash into shops
Shocked relatives of a driver killed in a fiery high-speed crash at a suburban Melbourne shopping strip have made an emotional appearance at the scene this morning as police continue to comb the death car and charred shops for clues.
A man who identified himself as the victim’s brother initially lashed out at the media before saying his brother had “made one mistake: he was speeding. So what?”.
Another, who said he was the dead man’s cousin, said the victim was Rasmey Ban, 25, a married student. He was planning a family, the cousin said.
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I’m trying to work out who is the bigger cocksucker here: The dickhead driving the car, or the brother who offers pathetic attempts to excuse it.
Also, it’s my birthday today. What better present to ask for than to have some fuckwit removed from the planet so deservedly?
Edit: Hah, now there’s a Facebook invitation to the funeral!
And for great justice, here’s a picture:
Yep. Certainly looks like a fine, upstanding, law-abiding member of the community to me.
Oh come, 160km/h is only a ‘little bit over’ mate – its not like he was going over 200!
Happy birthday fucker.
Fortunately the family part was only in the planning stage. Darwin plan at work.
Birthday cheers. 4.30 am start tomorrow is it?
No one has mentioned the poor shop owners
i hope you die tomorrow fucker. =)
That driver and his brother are great people, unlike you who just seems to complain. so fuck you.
listeen your all fk wits ok , he was the best mann i new… and im sure he wouldnt be driving like that for nothing OK !
his in a better place now :(
FUCK YA MATE! THE BIGGEST COCK SUCKER IS YOU! GO GET ALIFE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO ON YOUR BIRTHDAY THEN TALK ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE’S MISERY!
Andy, why is your blog attracting all these uneducated filth? Your last two commentators appear to just be hitting keys at random, hoping to form what look like words.
By the sounds of things, it is a good thing this idiot died, but a pity his brother was not in the car as well. Oh well, here’s hoping you get that happening for your birthday next year.
Thank God only the dickhead died instead of some innocent dude minding his own business. I reckon more of these fuckwit dickheads should die so glamourously. That’s one less moron we have to contend with on the roads.
As for Mel and Fuck you, what the fuck would you fuckwits know about good guys. Fuckwits
He was not a great man, he was a drugged up fuckwit, pay back for all the shit he caused heaps of people in the last 20 years in my opinion. As for the rest of the family? LOL great people, almost as bad…almost, least they didn’t go to jail, oh wait, one did.
Wait wait wait? “and im sure he wouldnt be driving like that for nothing OK !” Yeah, he had a reason, he was running from the cops lol, why a commondore though i dont understand, i would be expecting a skyline.
Hey Andy…isn’t it time to lose the Captain Fuckwit link: you haven’t reported any adventures for yonks. Besides the matter never went to court , nor will it,. VicRoads installed the wrong signs. :). Regards CF
ps…happy birthday
I’m sure he was a nice person in some way, but a lot of people only know him from these actions when he made the news. Can these people who knew him please enlighten us as to why he may have done what he did? If we understood this, then we’d be able to sympathise, otherwise he just looks like another idiot hoon who came to grief. That is the reality of the situation.
R.I.P Rasmey.. First of all i just want to clarify that speaking ill of the dead is truly uncivilised, pathetic and horribly sad. All of those who wrote such horrible comments must be loners with noting better to do. Rasmey was one of the most beautiful people i knew, he was genourous, kind, loving and a great support for anyone who was close to him. The damn cops are lying, anyone who lives in the area will tell you that the pursuit went on for at least 15mins with police right on him. Theres alot more to it but we should all just remember how much of a good person he was, a great friend, loving son, brother,cousin uncle
and grandson.. And Anon use ur real name and we’ll see how much of a smat cunt you are you pathetic fuck.. Big man behind a keyboard, show yourself.. B.T.W i went to school him, known him for years, met alot of people in my time but no one as selfless and big hearted as him.. Peace out brother.. R.I.P .. You’ll always be remembered by your loved ones the way you should be..
I’m reading through the Victorian road rules and I have yet to find the part that says your allowed to go 100km/h over the speed displayed on the sign, I thought that was the limit ..
Look don’t get me wrong, I actually feel sorry for the family they lost a family member, and that hurts!
But shit, why the hell would you go that fast?
Typical way for a druggie to die.
No sympathy for the dickhead who died. He was travelling 100km/h over the speed limit for Christ’s sake, he deserves it… one less moron in the gene pool.
Feel sorry for his family, and the people who lost their shops who will be out of business for a couple of months, but not him.
So basically what we have here is an ongoing debate of whether Rasmey Ban is or isn’t a fuckwit.
As the owner of this blog I have decided to settle it by saying yes. Yes he is. Or was, as it seems now.
“Feel sorry for his family, and the people who lost their shops who will be out of business for a couple of months, but not him.”
I agree with that.
Not a nice way to die, it’ll be sandbags in the coffin for sure.
At least some good came out of it. The road is now less one dangerous driver, until the next moron who decides to make their own road rules comes along of course.
One less fucked up drug dealer/taker too!
It’s a shame that the cunt wasn’t driving an XE Falcon or any other Ford manufactured vehicle.
You know what they’re saying about him? “BAN….and the dirt is gone!”
OMFG DONT YOU FEEL ANY PITY FOR HIM OR HIS FAMILY
YOU FUCKIGN SAD CUNTS
THERE MUST’VE BEEN A REASON WHY HE WAS SPEEDING
LIKE THEY FUCKING SAID IT WAS LIKE HIM
FUCKING HELL
IM SURE RASMEY BAN WAS A GREAT MAN
YOU DONT KNOW THE FUCKIGN FULL STORY
YOU DONT REALLY KNOW HIM
YOU JUST HAVE A BAD IMPRESSION OF HIM
WHAT IF HE WERE YOUR BRO??
YOU SORE FUCKING LOSER
WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE RASMEY BAN
FUCKING FAR OUT
THAT JUST FUCKING SHOWS HOW FUCKIGN LOW YOU FUCKING ARE
FUCKING FAR OUT
RASMEY BAN WAS A GREAT MAN
DONT YOU LISTEN TO WHAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY
DIDNT YOU HEAR THEM SAY IT WASNT LIKE HIM TO FUCKING SPEED LIKE THAT
DIDNT YOU HEAR THEM SAY HE MADE A MISTAKE
WHO DOESNT?
AT LEAST HE FUCKING FUCKING HARM YOU IN ANYWAY
FUCKING SERIOUSLY
HES GONE SO WHY DO YOU FUCKING BAG HIM?
WHATS THE FUCKING POINT
DO YOU THINK WE GIVE A FUCKING SHIET THAT ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY WHEN SOMEONE HAS JUST DIED?
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS MORE IMPORTANT
THE DAY YOU WERE GIVEN BIRTH THAT COMES EVERY YEAR IN YOUR LIFE
OR THE DEATH OF SOMEONE SO FUCKING BELOVED???
WHAT IF IT WAS YORU BROTHER?
OR ANY OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS?
AT LEAST RASMEY DIDNT SPEND HIS LIFE GOING ROUND BAGGING PEOPLE’S DEATHS
AND YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES IT EVEN MORE FUCKING WORSE
ITS THE FACT THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW RASMEY BAN,YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE FUCKING FULL STORY
SO WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE HIM?
YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO SAY HE WAS A FUCKING COCKSUCKER
YOU HARDOUT SORE FUCKING LOSER
FUCKING
THIS JUST FUCKING SHOWS HOW LOW YOU FUCKING ARE
FUCKING DICKHEAD
SO WHILE PEOPLE ARE GRIEVING ALL YOU DO IS TROD ON THEM EVEN MORE?
THIS IS FUCKING DISAPPOINTING
I SWEAR TO GOD, RASMEY IS MORE HUMAN THAN YOU COULD EVER BE
FUCKING FAR OUT
RASMEY BAN WAS A GREAT MAN
DONT YOU LISTEN TO WHAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY
DIDNT YOU HEAR THEM SAY IT WASNT LIKE HIM TO FUCKING SPEED LIKE THAT
DIDNT YOU HEAR THEM SAY HE MADE A MISTAKE
WHO DOESNT?
AT LEAST HE FUCKING FUCKING HARM YOU IN ANYWAY
FUCKING SERIOUSLY
HES GONE SO WHY DO YOU FUCKING BAG HIM?
WHATS THE FUCKING POINT
DO YOU THINK WE GIVE A FUCKING SHIET THAT ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY WHEN SOMEONE HAS JUST DIED?
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS MORE IMPORTANT
THE DAY YOU WERE GIVEN BIRTH THAT COMES EVERY YEAR IN YOUR LIFE
OR THE DEATH OF SOMEONE SO FUCKING BELOVED???
WHAT IF IT WAS YORU BROTHER?
OR ANY OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS?
AT LEAST RASMEY DIDNT SPEND HIS LIFE GOING ROUND BAGGING PEOPLE’S DEATHS
AND YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES IT EVEN MORE FUCKING WORSE
ITS THE FACT THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW RASMEY BAN,YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE FUCKING FULL STORY
SO WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE HIM?
YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO SAY HE WAS A FUCKING COCKSUCKER
YOU HARDOUT SORE FUCKING LOSER
FUCKING
THIS JUST FUCKING SHOWS HOW LOW YOU FUCKING ARE
FUCKING DICKHEAD
SO WHILE PEOPLE ARE GRIEVING ALL YOU DO IS TROD ON THEM EVEN MORE?
THIS IS FUCKING DISAPPOINTING
I SWEAR TO GOD, RASMEY IS MORE HUMAN THAN YOU COULD EVER BE
FUCKING DIDNT* (10th line)
other than that rest in peace Rasmey Ban
you are and will be remembered a great man
ignore some cough* fuckshitcunts who cant get a life
WTF T_T HES MY FRIENDS BROTHER AND DO EVEN HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT MY FRIEND GOES DO HUH?? STUPID FUCK GO SUCK A DICK WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR BLOODY BIRTHDAY ANY WAY COCKSUCKER
Caps lock FTL.
Andy, I agree with CF.
You don’t need Captain Fuckwit anymore…
You’ve got all these fuckwits in here to take his place!
Where should I begin?
“Yep. Certainly looks like a fine, upstanding, law-abiding member of the community to me.”
- Matt
“Thank God only the dickhead died instead of some innocent dude minding his own business. I reckon more of these fuckwit dickheads should die so glamourously. That’s one less moron we have to contend with on the roads.
As for Mel and Fuck you, what the fuck would you fuckwits know about good guys. Fuckwits.”
- Anon
“He was not a great man, he was a drugged up fuckwit, pay back for all the shit he caused heaps of people in the last 20 years in my opinion. As for the rest of the family? LOL great people, almost as bad…almost, least they didn’t go to jail, oh wait, one did.”
- Westall
“Typical way for a druggie to die.”
- McLovin
“No sympathy for the dickhead who died. He was travelling 100km/h over the speed limit for Christ’s sake, he deserves it… one less moron in the gene pool.
Feel sorry for his family, and the people who lost their shops who will be out of business for a couple of months, but not him.”
- Mike Cable
“At least some good came out of it. The road is now less one dangerous driver, until the next moron who decides to make their own road rules comes along of course.”
- Happiness
“One less fucked up drug dealer/taker too!”
You people are so unfuckingbelievable! Do you not feel any pitty whatsoever? What makes you think that you could talk so much shit about someone who has already passed and still be able to stand with your head held high!
But what I don’t understand is why you would care so much about someone else’s death? Just because it’s your birthday, it doesn’t mean that you can so horribly be tactless and cruel, talking so much bullshit about someone I’m guessing you probably never even knew. The fact is – You’re pathetic!
If you think you’re all top shit, ubove the rest, you must be pretty damn fucking stupid! I’m not writing this to critisize you in any way but you’ve got to understand that the world is not all about you! I can’t believe anyone could be so selfish.
If you cunts are looking down on someone who has already passed, you should be ashamed of yourself! Rasmey Ban was a great person and he doesn’t deserve this shit from you lot. Imagine if it were one of your mates, or one of your closest family members. Wouldn’t you defend them aswell? Learn to put yourselves in their shoes. There are always two sides to a story.
I don’t understand why this shit is anonymous. Why don’t you just tell us who you are and not hide yourself by going through the fucking internet. Pathetic. You would be a dead piece of shit because knowing the mates that he had, they’ll fucking demolish you because as most people can see, you’re the only “fuckwit” around here. You’re a pussy!
So instead of wasting your time dissing someone who can’t speak back, why don’t you go and fuck your mother up the arse and have a good time.
See ya ;)
Shut the fuck up, all you cunts are wasting your energy talking shit on someone who’s already passed. Feel awesome now? Don’t forget that people that pass on were once brothers, sisters, fathers, mothers, husbands, wives, uncles, aunties etc. You pig headed low life peices of shit!
And for another thing, what makes you think everything that is printed in newspaper articles is completely correct, you get about 30% of the truth.
You know, I find it really amusing that all you retards are leaving comments here telling us that we don’t know the full story.
But none of you have bothered to actually tell us the full story.
I’m listening.
The full story was this…. some dumb asian cunt was having a bad day and clearly cant handle a bit of fucking stress. So he decided to go for a drive going way over the speed limit and untop of that he cant drive cos he’s asian and retarded so he got chased by cops panicked and then crashed into a shop and BURNED ALIVE!!!!! 1 less moron.
amusing?
you calling me and the people who back up rasmey retards by not letting you know the fucking full story?
people like you, not worth my time…
why would i want to waste my time telling you when you already judge without hearing any of us out
it seems pretty low, you reckon?
gotta hand it to you, you really know how to get on peoples’ nerves
and right now i feel like smashing your big ass mouth or breaking your typing fingers…
if you weren’t considerate of rasmey, you could’ve at least been considerate of the who love him, who are innocent people.
im sure if one of your beloved friends or family died and people critisized em, you wouldn’t be able to just stand and watch either.
just watch out, because what goes around comes around
but by the time its come around its two times worse
anyway what ya’ll said above already shows us what kind of people you are..
how does it feel like now?
to be judged without being explored or heard out…
you think its comfortable for us to be talking about someone who has passed away, not even a month ago
your the fuckign retard.
therefore…
FUCKING FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKITY FUCKED UP PIECE OF SOLID FUCK.
He was doomed to failure anyway. After all, what kind of a life could anyone have, when they have been named after the street on Neighbours.
do you even know what the name means?
it clearly has better meaning than your fucked up letters put together to give some shizzle of a pass for a name
for someone who spends spare time bagging people’s deaths for amusement, you sure have a lot to say about how others spend their lives, dont you?
and of all people
you should be classified one of the worst kind.
feel proud now?
huh cunt?
Rasmey Bam was a fucking gay ugly ass asian who thought he was tupac he deserved to die and i hope he burns in hell fuck rasmey bam fuck him and his stupid ass face.
ohh fuck you heartless bitch
why dont you just go fuck yourself?
Nope, I’m too busy fucking your mother in the arse.
my mothers a good person, she wouldn’t let herself get fucked by a jackass like you.
it’s mothers like yours that cant even teach their children to be good people in society, that find themselves fucked by assholes every fucking night.
ohh whoops, just a thought -maybe every day too ;)