New Corporate Headquarters: Dirt And Pipes
Over the last week there has been some minor works undertaken at the site, seeing a shitload of pipes installed and a fuckton of dirt piles. There’s also an electricity/fuse box.
Where’s my fucking gas meter, cunts?
plenty of gas in the port-a-loo Andy
The gas meter wont arrive until you have the gas connected. Before that happens, the pipes need to be pressure tested and certified.
Because you are an impatient shitfuck when it comes to your gas meter, I went around to your place tonight and put a dead cat in your pipes. I also did a shit in your port-a-loo.
Dam Buster: I took a piss in there the other day while on site. Mental note to find alternative toilets in future.
Rebecca: Fuck you. I just want my fucking gas meter installed.