The Herald Sun have given us this delightful piece about a baby larking about on a railway platform:

Baby hit by train, then goes home

A BABY has escaped serious injury after being hit by a moving train at a railway station in Melbourne.

The six-month-old baby boy was rushed to hospital after his pram fell onto tracks and into the path of an oncoming train at Ashburton station this afternoon.

The pram and baby were clipped by the tram dragged 30m along the railway tracks.

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Two points:

1. That last sentence makes absolutely no fucking sense.

2. Was it a fucking train or a tram?

Fuck the fucking Herald Sun and their quality “journalism”.

Edit:

I’ve managed to get a hold of the security footage from the station at the time of the incident, and through advanced scientific methods (think CSI type shit, but not that CSI Miami crap with that Caruso faggot making a smartarse comment at the start of every episode) I’ve been able to piece together what was said:

Straight to hell, I swear.