They See Me Rollin’, They Laughin’
Being the dashingly handsome and dapper young gentleman that I am, it’s not often that I go out into public and don’t have members of the fairer sex look in my direction and admire the work of art that is me.
Yesterday was no exception. Having had a shave – and wearing my good shirt – I was feeling particularly sexy as I stopped in the car park of the local shopping center.
Upon returning to my vehicle I noticed a car several rows across with two rather attractive girls sitting inside. I also noticed that they were checking me out.
So I did what any guy would do in such a situation – I continued the flirting by waving and smiling as I got back in my car and started it up.
Now, the problem with my car is that if it is turned off with the stereo on mute, the stero will automatically unmute itself when it is turned back on. And that’s exactly what happened in this case.
Those two girls were treated to S Club Party by S Club 7. At full blast. Whatever chance I may have had was instantly lost.
Pwned.
The question here is, was it a CD or radio?
It was on my iPod, connected to the stereo. The question that needs to be asked is why the fuck is there S Club 7 on my fucking iPod?
That is awesome.
At least now they know the important thing. There ain’t no party like an S Club party.
O-oh O-oh! Throw your hands in the air
O-oh O-oh! Like you just don’t care
Oh Andy.
Any respect, of which there was none, I had for you is all gone.
If you had none anyway, how could it now suddenly be gone?
Speak sense woman.
I have never made sense. Why should I start now?
Feel free to continue. That’s why we think of you as our “special” friend.
Be thankful it wasn’t the Fast Food Song by the Fast Food Rockers.
Was the next track Venga Bus, Gummi Bear or Crazy Frog?
It would want to be Venga Bus
Self-Fail!
I bet your tripod quickly disappeared.