Crap Joke Tuesday 125: Melbourne Cup 2009 Edition
Well, it’s Tuesday, and it’s also the Melbourne Cup!
A group of race horses are standing around in a stable boasting about their track records.
“In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!” says one.
Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!”
“Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!”, says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening.
“I don’t mean to boast,” says the greyhound, “but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”
The horses are clearly amazed. “Fuck me!” says one, after a hushed silence. “A talking dog!”
Fuck me, indeed!
Also I have decided not to bet on the Melbourne Cup today, purely to protest against the TAB and their bullshit procedures which has made it so fucking hard for me to re-activate my account. Fuck you, TAB. You just made the list.
i joined betfair online today because the queue at the TAB was too much effort to wait in.
didnt win anything though.
Well, I’m glad I couldn’t bet. The horse I was going to put $100 on didn’t even get a place. Dog meat.