Ask Andy Anything Wednesday: Episode 11 (Special PWNED Edition)
Yeah, it’s not Wednesday, but fuck you. Here it is – the special PWNED edition of Ask Andy Anything Wednesday:
Don’t forget to visit groupthink.com.au for more great pics and vids from others who participated.
Update:
And we’ve got a mention in some obscure section of The Australian:
Sure, there has been plenty of schadenfreude, relief, rage, hives and irritable bowels (not to mention this paper’s rather more nuanced stance), but no nuding up; at least not that we’re aware of. It all changed this week as a bunch of Twitterers waited in the dark, poised to drop their gear if host Jonathan Holmes uttered the word “pwned”. For those not in the know, pwn is hip young personese for own, with a bit of domination and-or humiliation thrown in; it seems landing a pwn on Media Watch is up there with landing a baboon on Mars. And then it happened, with Holmes suggesting one of our sister newspapers had been been “well and truly pwned”. For the benefit of his less cutting-edge viewers, Holmes explained: “That’s P-W-N-E-D. And I didn’t know the word either, until I started using Twitter. I rather like it.” Meanwhile, the Twitterers – having received their signal – were running naked through the streets, with some going as far as posting videos. Strewth had thought only Stuart Littlemore could have inspired such behaviour, but we sit corrected. We suspect that when the aliens arrive, they’ll use Twitter to conquer us.
Update 2:
Seems that the affair (and my fat ass) has also found its way to some blog called TV Tonight.
See you in court.
Correct, I filmed it in a court not far from my house.
We nearly saw your dangly bit. So close. Thank god for pixelation.
If I remember correctly, you paid me $5 to show you it about 10 years ago. I don’t see why you suddenly have an issue with it now.
Can you please put that photo of Jonathan Holmes on here.
Which one?
The one with the “Pwned” caption.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCXMy1j0qqU
Must have been a cold night yet again…
Nah, I just have a ridiculously small cock.
I still have no idea what the nudie run has to do with Media Watch. Anyway, I saw yr YouTube clip. If you squint, the you can see your doodle instead of pixellation.
If you ask nicely I’ll send you the uncensored version.
OK, I saw the video here just now – Never works on iphone, so you can zap that first sentence from my previous comment. I get it now. And I’m getting Domino’s for tea.
I thought if you kicked a dude in his gonads, then he was pwned. Clearly I am mixing up my wrongs ends of the shaft.
Was that you running down the street nude Andy, or was it a black sheep? So hard to tell with all that wool.
Oh fuck off. At least it wasn’t you and your saggy fucking tits flopping about everywhere.
ROFL!
Andrew, that’s what is known as a Cunt Punt. Well, on ladies anyway.