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So The Age are running some story about a chick who shaved her head to support some cancer charity or something:

Schoolgirl suspended for cancer head shave

The mother of a 15-year-old Brisbane girl suspended from school for shaving her head to raise money for cancer charities says her leukemia-stricken husband is proud of her actions.

Emily Pridham was sent home from Mount Alvernia College yesterday and will not be allowed back until her hair regrows after she shaved it off as part of a cancer research fundraiser on Saturday.

The Catholic girls’ school has cited its dress code policy for the temporary ban.

Really, I don’t give two fucks about this situation, but the article caught my eye due to the fact this Emily chick is a bit of a 5-star tap.

Upon actually reading the article thoroughly, I’m going to bring up these points:

1. Does the amount of hair on her head or the style of her hair in any way affect her – or the other students – education at the school?

2. If this Emily chick actually had cancer and lost all of her hair through treatment, would the school still suspend her for “breaches” of the uniform code?

I’m calling no on both counts, which is why I’m going to go ahead and further suggest that Mount Alvernia College can go get fucked.

If schools like this spent less time worrying about their public image and ridiculous rules and more time actually educating people properly then we wouldn’t end up with the masses of fucktards that they’re churning out right now.

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16 Comments

  1. Deanna says:

    couldn’t agree more – this blog post = awesome.

    think of the most awesome thing you can think of and you are all that x infinity

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  2. Huggies says:

    It’s poor fucking form from the school.

    A few of the chicks who I work with are ex-students of this school. Currently all of them are ashamed to admit they are ex-students of this school now.

  3. Rebecca says:

    People only get leukaemia because they deserve it.

    As for the school. Well they can go an fuck a dead donkey’s dick as far as I am concerned. By her actions, this chick has taught the other students about life in the real world, which is a lot more than a Mick school can offer you.

  4. Huggies says:

    Apparently this is only half the story. She apparently got suspended on Friday for abusing swearing at a teacher.

    I’m still on Emily’s side though because she “pwned” the school big time.

  5. Me says:

    I personally went to this school and have firsthand knowledge that the girl was suspended for reasons which did not relate to the incident. People should get there facts right before they go and shame an entire community filled with loving and caring people.

    • Andy B says:

      I have first hand knowledge that you’re a complete fuckstain. The school had their chance to respond, and chose not to – instead hiding behind the premise of “privacy”. Bullshit. If they’ve got something to say, fucking say it. Don’t dance around the fucking topic. Lick my ballsack.

  6. Me says:

    I suck dick for money on a daily basis. Sometimes I’ll even do it for free. In fact, I do it for free most of the time.

  7. Truth says:

    Emily Pridham was expelled on account of her abusive behaviour towards her homeroom teacher, along with various other offences. She was suspended on Friday, proceeded to shave her head on the weekend, then showed up in school on Monday, despite being suspended. Mount Alvernia is a great school. I should know, as I am a student here right now. Emily was participating in Shave For a Cure, and because she is under 18 needs the permission of both her parents, and the school. Mt. A offered to sponsor Emily for our annual Shave For a Cure drive. Last year, we raised thousands of money for the cause, and she has omitted truths, consequently giving Mt. A a bad name. Yesterday while walking home, I was shouted at on numerous occasions. Being called scumbags and a stain on society is uncalled for. Mt. A is known for its various outreach endeavours, it is a shame the media has twisted like this. Emily has been supported throughout her schooling in relation to her father’s illness. In fact, last year she spoke at our Shave For a Cure fundraiser about her father. Emily has never raised an issue about how the school has dealt with her, or her father’s illness, until now. Mt. A is a great school, and Dr. Tuite has handled the situation with grace, and has respected Emily, even though the respect is not mutual. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

  8. Ally says:

    Why is she holding a baby – does it relate to the story in any way?

    If it is hers then this might explain a few things…..

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