Crap Joke Tuesday 126
Well, it’s Tuesday.
A guy applied to join a nudist club. “Exactly what do you do here?” he asked.
“It’s quite simple,” said the club secretary, “We take off all our clothes and commune with nature.”
“That sounds wonderful!” said the guy. “Count me in!” as he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.
As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read Beware of Gays.
A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing – Beware of Gays.
He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a tiny bronze plaque set in the ground.
The man bent over to read the writing on the plaque and found that it said
Sorry, you’ve had two warnings!
Damn straight.
Haha. I lol’d.
Of course, but you’re easily amused.
Sounds like a good day to me.
You slut.