Crap Joke Tuesday 131
Alright, so it’s about an hour late. Fuck off.
This bloke walks into a bar and plonks himself down on a barstool.
“Bartender!,” he says. “I’ll have the most expensive bottle of scotch you have available.”
The bartender gets the scotch and a glass, and watches as the bloke downs three shots in quick succession.
“You know, I shouldn’t be having this with what I’ve got”.
The bartender asks “Why, what have you got?”
“Oh, about 50 cents”.
See? The wait was worth it.
