He Loves You, No Matter What
Alright, so the Herald Sun are running an story about some chick who was been suspended from school for fighting or smoking or something, I dunno:
Seeing red at threat to expel teen
A TEENAGER banned from school because of her hair colour says she only changed it because she was teased by students about her naturally red locks.
Phylicity Ward, a Year 10 student at St Paul’s High School in Lake Macquarie, was told on Friday not to return to school until she changed her hair colour to something “more natural”.
The 14-year-old said yesterday that she dyed her hair last May after copping abuse about its original colour.
“Now my hair is this colour, no one teases me any more. Everyone is just like: ‘Oh yeah, her hair is cool now’,” Phylicity said.
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Maitland-Newcastle Diocese Catholic schools director Ray Collins said the school had a clear policy and Phylicity had received several warnings.
Ooh, sounds very similar to this shit I wrote back in November 2009.
Anyway, just to get it out of the way before I go on: Phylicity? Seriously? Like, really fucking seriously? What the cunting fuck? PHYLICITY?
As I mentioned in that aforementioned post from last year – and it’s relevant here – exactly how the fuck is the colour of anyone’s hair have any impact on her education? As long as it’s not something completely fucking outrageous, who gives a fucking shit?
When you take a look at the data on this school from the My School website, their efforts would be better placed into increasing the skills of their students, not worrying about what fucking colour someone styles their hair.
Fuck Ray Collins, fuck St Paul’s High School, fuck the Catholic church and fuck whoever decided PHYLICITY was a good name.
“Anyway, just to get it out of the way before I go on: Phylicity? Seriously? Like, really fucking seriously? What the cunting fuck? PHYLICITY?”
It’s impossible not to pull up short at that, isn’t it?
F*ck the hair, the most offensive thing about her was clearly her parents’ bastardised spelling of her name, and the school knew about that going in.
I wonder what the hair dying looked like. Maybe the school did have a good reason to be offended by it. What if it was coloured in an image of baby Jesus being skullfucked by the Pope?
Why did you censor the word fuck, but not skullfucked? It is ok to swear here.
If you take a look at the article, you can see her with dyed hair. I’m going to assume that what was shown in that picture was the dyed hair. It took me a moment the first time to realise that it wasn’t her natural hair.
Good point. I withdraw the asterisk.
Too many vowels…only thing I can think of…
Things are fucked if she becomes famous and is used as a puzzle on Wheel Of Fortune.
i think shes a ranga and evryone should get over it and that skool wont let me get my eyebrow done p.s love you mr russs
ilovekimmi not a ranga
U should visit Lake Macquarie, this would all make sense!
Ok, but where the fuck is Lake Macquarie?
Lake Macquarie is just south of Newcastle.
I know this to be true cause I live there. I also went to St. Pauls. It was ok. In woodwork, Mr Williams used to let this hot-but-mouthy chick sit on this dudes lap all class. That was great. She had an awesome ass. Fiona. Yep. Awesome.
Lake Macquarie High, on the other hand – just over the hill about a kilometre away – is a scarey, scarey place.