Posts Tagged ‘Australia Day’

Crap Joke Tuesday 137: Australia Day Edition

Well, now that I’ve returned from the Australia Day Poeple’s March, I can post the joke:
After their boat sinks, two Aussies are left floating around in their lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.
All of a sudden one of them spots a funny looking bottle bobbing in the water and pulls it out. He [...]

This Tuesday Eat A Lmab!

If there’s one thing more un-Australian than not devouring a delicious lamb on Australia Day, it’s not attending this:

Yes, I look forward to attending the Australia Day Poeple’s March this Tuesday.
You know, I could kinda excuse it if it was restricted to just one electronic display, but whoever programmed it fucked up on every board [...]

You Know It Makes Sense

Why is it that Youtube recommends videos to me that make me out to be some kind of woman-hating sadist prick?

How do they know?
Also, it’s Australia Day. I hope all you fuckers ate a lamb.

Over The Fence, Six And Out!