FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
New Corporate Headquarters Open For Business
Friday, 28th May 2010
Andy Blume, CEO of the Melbourne-based Spatula Publishing Conglomerate, today announced their new corporate headquarters were now open for business.
The complex, which underwent planning and construction in 2009, today opened it’s doors and welcomed employees to spacious open plan offices and exciting new recreation facilities.
“We’re [...]

The worst part about construction of a new corporate headquarters is being dragged around town to visit EVERY fucking furniture store in Melbourne to look at EVERY piece of fucking furniture ever fucking made. It lead to a lot of arguments and tears (mine, not hers). For the record, I still maintain that [...]

Well, a recent visit to the site of the new Corporate Headquarters revealed that work was bollocking along – so much so that it appears necessary to start making plans to relocate the staff and office equipment/furniture at some point in the near future.

The catering area, still partially under construction. This is where the [...]

Well, a visit down to the construction site revealed that someone has obtained a fuckload of bricks and a fuckload of cement and made some walls:

There’s also a bath:

Budget cuts HAD to be made somewhere:

Ben Palmer:

Extra sound-proof insulation in the cinema room, so I can watch pr0n without the neighbours hearing:

Hurry up and finish the [...]

Well, another week, another visit to the future headquarters of the Spatula Publishing Conglomerate.
Seems since the last visit some fuckers have decided to start building the roof and laying some roof tiles. Smart move, I say.

Real men don’t need safety fencing around the edge of the roof when they be tiling. Just sayin’.

Well, another visit to the site of the new corporate HQ has revealed a shitload of progression in the proceedings. There’s now a lot of pieces of wood that have been hammered together:

And just for Kempy, here’s some manbum:

I wish these fuckers would hurry up and finish. I have an expanding publishing empire [...]

Here’s some more photos of the new Corporate HQ from over the last week:
Finally, the concrete is down and finished:

And later in the week there’s a heap of wood on the concrete:

I wonder how many bodies are mixed in with that concrete?

Went past the site of the new corporate headquarters on Saturday, only to find that once again very little work had actually been performed. All that I did see was that the large stacks of styrofoam had been weighed down with large rocks.
This photo was taken on Saturday the 12th September:

Which seems to contradict [...]

Headed past the construction site of the new Corporate HQ earlier today and found that there’s been fuck-all progress except for the delivery of rebar and a metric fuckload of styrofoam, which I’m guessing is for the slab. One of the dirt piles has also disappeared. Either it’s been removed by the builders [...]

Over the last week there has been some minor works undertaken at the site, seeing a shitload of pipes installed and a fuckton of dirt piles. There’s also an electricity/fuse box.

Where’s my fucking gas meter, cunts?