A couple weeks back, some fucker called Dr Michael Levenda decided to dump some brochure for his surgical clinic in my letterbox. And we all know how much I fucking hate junk mail, right? I really had no option but to send off my standard letter telling him to go fuck himself, and [...]
Strap yourselves in, this is going to be a long one.
As we all know, I fucking hate junk mail, yet this doesn’t stop motherfuckers dumping their crap in my letterbox. Recently, things took an interesting twist in the ongoing saga after I sent off a letter of complaint to Brazillian Cult/VNB Haircare after a [...]
You probably all remember my efforts with Helen Shardey and her fucking Liberal Party propoganda that was gracing my letterbox.
Seems that the fuckwits who deliver the newspaper from the Glen Eira local council are all brain dead cockgobblers who don’t understand the meaning of the words “NO NEWSPAPERS”. I’m guessing “NO” has too many [...]
Over the last few years, Foxtel have deemed it necessary to send a form letter (addressed only to “The Resident”) in a piss-poor attempt to get new customers on board their shitty pay TV service. Early in November, I got another one:
The Resident
November 2
Dear Resident,
Here’s a brand new FOXTEL offer that’s our best, hands [...]
My letterbox is clearly marked “NO JUNK MAIL”. This doesn�t stop ignorant non-English speaking migrants placing advertising material in my letterbox repeatedly.
Now, it should go without saying that, if I have a sign on my letterbox that says “NO JUNK MAIL”, this should extend to other unsolicited things, such as door-to-door salesman, mormons and [...]
Today I made the leap from Opera to Firefox. I’m impressed already. There’s a few things to get used to, but meh. I also made the leap from Outlook Express to Thunderbird, but I’m not very impressed with that.
While checking the mail today, I noticed a little handwritten sign on another letterbox. [...]
