Well, a recent visit to the site of the new Corporate Headquarters revealed that work was bollocking along – so much so that it appears necessary to start making plans to relocate the staff and office equipment/furniture at some point in the near future.

The catering area, still partially under construction. This is where the [...]

Well, a visit down to the construction site revealed that someone has obtained a fuckload of bricks and a fuckload of cement and made some walls:

There’s also a bath:

Budget cuts HAD to be made somewhere:

Ben Palmer:

Extra sound-proof insulation in the cinema room, so I can watch pr0n without the neighbours hearing:

Hurry up and finish the [...]

Well, another week, another visit to the future headquarters of the Spatula Publishing Conglomerate.
Seems since the last visit some fuckers have decided to start building the roof and laying some roof tiles. Smart move, I say.

Real men don’t need safety fencing around the edge of the roof when they be tiling. Just sayin’.

Well, another visit to the site of the new corporate HQ has revealed a shitload of progression in the proceedings. There’s now a lot of pieces of wood that have been hammered together:

And just for Kempy, here’s some manbum:

I wish these fuckers would hurry up and finish. I have an expanding publishing empire [...]

Here’s some more photos of the new Corporate HQ from over the last week:
Finally, the concrete is down and finished:

And later in the week there’s a heap of wood on the concrete:

I wonder how many bodies are mixed in with that concrete?

Went past the site of the new corporate headquarters on Saturday, only to find that once again very little work had actually been performed. All that I did see was that the large stacks of styrofoam had been weighed down with large rocks.
This photo was taken on Saturday the 12th September:

Which seems to contradict [...]

Headed past the construction site of the new Corporate HQ earlier today and found that there’s been fuck-all progress except for the delivery of rebar and a metric fuckload of styrofoam, which I’m guessing is for the slab. One of the dirt piles has also disappeared. Either it’s been removed by the builders [...]

Over the last week there has been some minor works undertaken at the site, seeing a shitload of pipes installed and a fuckton of dirt piles. There’s also an electricity/fuse box.

Where’s my fucking gas meter, cunts?

Recently the board of the Spatula Publishing Conglomerate were informed that construction of the new corporate headquarters was due to commence in late August. After many months of paperwork and other pissfarting around, I doubted that this was actually going to happen, but turns out I was wrong.
Contractors started on the site on Thursday [...]

You may all remember back in February I announced that the Spatula Publishing Conglomerate had commenced building new corporate headquarters.
Earlier today I decided to wander down to the site to see how progress was getting along:

Apparently the only thing the contractors have managed to achieve in 6 months is to install a gas [...]