Alrighty, so here’s a story from the Herald Sun about some dude going by the name of Henry Grech who expressed his opinion about a member of the Victoria Police:

Ok, that’s all well and good.
But I do want to ask why the fuckwits at the Herald Sun took it upon themselves to censor the [...]

Alrighty. So The Age are giving us a story about a police chase that took place in Canberra last night which, depending on how you look at it, gave hilarious consequences:
Fury as family dies after high-speed police chase
Less than three months after the outrage over a toddler’s death led to tougher penalties for police [...]

Anyone who knows me well will know that I watch about 8/10ths of fuckall television. The only shows I make time for are Family Guy and The Bill.
Being a newer show, it’s easy to score DVDs (or torrents) of Family Guy all the way back to the first season. Unfortunately it’s not that [...]

Well, who would’ve thunk it hey? An blog post!
The Herald Sun are running a story that involves police, an emo-bogan teenager and some god-awful crap that supposedly passes for music:
Teen Nathan Wilkie arrested for playing ‘offensive’ rap music from car
A TEEN has been arrested for listening to what police have deemed offensive rap music.
In what [...]

So the Herald Sun are giving us a story that involves a police booze bus, overhead wires and a whole lot of lolz:
Police escape booze bus blaze on Wellington Road, Mulgrave
A BOOZE bus caught fire last night after overhead lights hit the powerlines.
Fire crews were called to the booze bus set up on Wellington Rd, [...]

The Age are today running with a story about some fuckwit going by the name of Nicola Di Milta, who has gotten the shits up after he was charged and convicted following a failure to stop for a breath test:
Licence lost despite reading of zero
IT BEGAN with a rushed trip home to take his daughter [...]

So the Courier Mail are rabbiting on about some story whereby a schoolbus driver diverted to a police station due to a load of rowdy brats.
Why you ask?
This explains it all:

Heh, pegging.
Clearly from a Catholic school or something.

The fun just never stops at NotGoodEnough, the place to go when you want to have a good whinge because you can’t get your way.
Let’s take a look to see what the fucktards are complaining about right now:
didi bleats:
I am sorry if I might sound very dumb but I have received a bill [...]

One group of people who really fucking piss me off are pedestrians. Motorists are expected to observe and obey traffic regulations and laws, risking fines and other associated bullshit. Pedestrians, as a whole, seem to believe that traffic rules don’t apply to them, and they can do as they please, with seemingly no-one [...]

I Can’t Be Fucked Week is now over, and because I really couldn’t be fucked at all, I only ended up doing two entries. Awesome.
Here’s another one for The Fuckwit Files: According to an article that appeared on The Age website this morning, taxi drivers in Sydney are pissed off because the Australian Federal [...]