So, the Herald Sun are running a filler-story about women using the intarwebs:
Young women put Facebook before going to the toilet
ONE third of young women check Facebook before brushing their teeth or going to the toilet in the mornings.
New research reveals women aged 18 to 34 are becoming increasingly addicted and dependent upon technology and [...]

This happened tonight:

It’s amazing how tweeting about taking a crap and describing jerking off methods adds up to 10,000 so quickly.

Victoria Police FAIL when it comes to posting stuff on Twitter:

What part exactly do they need assistance with? I’ve never handled a gun before, but I suppose I could learn.

Earlier today I was having an extremely prolonged argument with someone. The topic – “That Twitter has killed blogging”. He argued that Twitter has killed blogging, while I argued that it hasn’t.
After an hour of heated discussion that was rapidly going nowhere, we ended it there. But then I decided to come [...]

This is the best pairing of posts from Twitter ever:

Who says I never post anything of substance anymore?

So, the Herald Sun are telling us how Victoria Police plan to use Twitter and Facebook to “reach” young people:
Victoria Police recruit Twitter, Facebook to target dangerous drivers
VICTORIAN Police today unveiled their latest recruit in the war on dangerous drivers – Twitter.
Officers will be using the two social networking sites as part of a “shock [...]

It’s Easter, and it seems the entire fucking blogosphere has come to a fucking standstill as a result. Looks like someone has to keep things going, and it’s going to have to be me. Fuck.
About a week ago I did something that I swore I would never do: Sign up for Twitter.
I [...]